Of Indian men

Posted: November 3, 2008 in random
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In line with my new resolve to write about whatever i like because nobody is bothered about commenting, I have decided to invest a whole post to this very interesting concept of Indian men.

I would first like to draw your attention to a very interesting fact. Has anybody noticed how, in India, the ugliest of men always end up getting the most gorgeous wives? Always always… are these guys lucky or what?

Very interesting phenomenon… it’s true… you don’t even have to look hard, it’s staring you in the face all the time… More often than not your next door aunty is pretty decent looking as compared to the huband she’s stuck with. What do we blame this imbalance on? Is it that our women are just out-of-this-world-ly beautiful… not particularly…more like our men are just way way ugly…or worse…un groomed

What is it about men,particularly Indian men, that makes them want to be…umm how do I put it kindly… gross? 

Let’s look at the average Indian male closely.

Hairy chest is in…as is hair forming cute tufts inside the ears but little shocks of hair straight out of your nostrils really is the fad these days. And girls are crazy about that thing indian men do… where they combine dull grey pants with duller brown formal shirts or ooooh wait better… combine yellow pants with lime green t-shrits….

Men here take infinite pleasure in growing their nails about a foot long and applying the most hideous shade of orange nail polish. Sausage like fingers bound by some 5 or 6 thick gold rings is so heart-breakingly cute. And yes, hair dripping with coconut oil is a huge thing with girls these days… why else are all the guys adopting the look?

And yes, yes, me and you both agree, scratching armpits and other unmentionable places is actually a reflex and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. Ofcourse,you also can’t control the urge to use the roadside as your own portable toilet… absolutely understandable.

Oh!oh! look, mommy…. I like that one.. can we give him a good wash and get him ready for me??!

can’t hardly wait…

  1. Shamsher Sikander says:

    I guess your probably in that part of India where men are usually what u described em to be!

  2. azus2suza says:

    this is so disgusting rottenshoes…..uuggghhh…..but i do agree that indian guys get prettier gals…way way pretty gals….

  3. samy says:

    I am seriously asking have you seen or have done any studies on this topic.?
    cause u dont have any other job and u r husband is some one like the men u described in the topic above..
    any way i am not going to argue. come to india and go mumbai , banglore pune or delhi or any cities..and just watch..

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  5. Shz says:

    those visuals really give a nausiating feeling..
    nice way of putting it though 🙂

  6. Aman Singh Gill says:

    Dear lady there are more than 1.3 million of us you are not looking hard enough or you must be living in a cave on the Himalayas or an obscure island in the Indian ocean.Please come down and take your pick….Sonia Gandhi,Jennifer Kendal,Lady Gaberiella Windsor,Nikki Bedi and the likes of Elizabeth Liz Hurley crossed oceans to join Indian men.Your sweeping generalisatins indicate severe bias .Please don’t judge one fifth of Humanity with the same yard stick. Good luck!

  7. KanKan says:

    @ Mr. Aman: I do understand.Being an Indian, I know and meet with several indian men who are so civilized they put me to shame. Do read this other post that deals with the same topic here :

  8. Osprey says:

    My Dear blogger …
    In my next few line i would reflect how less ur opinion would matter , and there by substantially over ruling your stand with a flicker of few keys. hereby my comment will negate your words. though i can write a few hundred lines about the referred audocities, i m at the nadir of my diction when i write this, in simple words, i m being polite…
    i m quoting your dictum as and when in support to my curriculum.

    “In line with my new resolve to write about whatever i like because nobody is bothered about commenting.”
    With due respect to your vivid thoughts, when a retrospective stand is taken its by thee expecience and thy knowledge, but er the initiation of ur blog reflects that ur stand at extreme is but an attention seeking behaviour, and by the topic you have choosen its an attention seek of the counter gender, the same gender you av described by your poor undesstanding of both the men and women .
    Lady , its all through the blog you have reflected about the look and appearence of men and women , i read the blog through to find a single statement to figure a phase revolving around emotion and understanding, contrary i found none .
    perhaps i was looking at the wrong place, people bind by emotions not by appearence, more so the indians , its the emotional quotient that decides what stand two people take against one another, i m taking the previlage of concluding that you have not reached the plane of knowledge acquired by the ones who would have a subatantial oration.
    and since ur presumptive stand holds no rational of reality but just a stunt of a desperte dame , its rejected to hold substence..

    plz do write back..
    PS: i jus wrote in regard to the quote in the beginning , i could av done it for the whole blog.. hope u gather some attention and turn rite…

  9. KanKan says:

    @Osprey: thanks for your opinion

  10. Farha naushi says:

    lolz.. loved da way u vry “accurateli” put it !!

  11. osprey says:

    u r jus an atten tion seeking damsel, !! thats all i gathered ..
    luck and charm !!

  12. KanKan says:

    oh hello! it’s sooooooo nice to have a comment at all on this blog…so i’m going to overlook the trollish tendencies and just say a big thanks…obviously, my attention seeking media-ball-grabbing blog isn’t doing it’s job… need.to.write.more.attention.seeking.stuff.

  13. hiya,

    I fail to understand the essence of writing (If at all there is one!) , but your way of putting it in words is very humorous.

    But I downrightly disagree with you on this topic and yes, i think it’s a “wild generalisation”. But most importantly…. I am interested in knowing how would you write about “Indian women” ?

    I think you could do better there !

  14. KanKan says:

    @badari: thanks i appreciate the look-through…i re-iterate, it’s a humorous take on the situation and will by default include “sweeping generalizations”..i repeat, most indian men are perfect gentlemen but there’s no denying that even you’ve encountered the above-types in your day-to-day…

  15. Vinay says:


    “combine yellow pants with lime green t-shrits”

    LOL…. Thanks for turning us all into Govinda…


    dude, I too don’t agree with some stuff in this post. But the lady has clarified that she’s talking about some kinda men and not all…

    But really, i don’t know whether my English sucks or “thee can put thy dictionary away”..LOL..(for the humorously impaired, i’m KIDDING)..

  16. Anonymous says:

    you forgot to add “burping out loud in public with no care as to whoever is around”..

  17. Anonymous says:

    if you are wondering who anonymous is its –> Ap

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