And she lived happily ever after…

Posted: March 4, 2009 in my life, random

Or so I would love to say…if only I didnt have so much work to do… I am so exhausted these days!!! All work and no play makes me a very cranky sleep-deprived person and i’m looking forward to the days when I can cuddle up to a good book and not have to worry about a million things. And a nice large creamy frothy glass of mango shake that’s so cold my fingers withdraw in reflex… and we would sit there.. my book, my shake and my good ol’ self… all living happily ever after.

Anyways as you can see I’m very sleep deprived and i’m not making much sense especially when it comes to milk shakes… I thought i’d just post a  nice article on the worlds worst technical predictions which you should find here.

And here’s a good forward thats been doing the rounds:

Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
 
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 
Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: 
 
Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck!!! 😉

 

ahaha…i lurrved it…(and i know its an old one but there just are some forwards that arrive at your door step and they look so cute you can’t help but take them in and just when u think they’re all grown up and ready to be sent they’re way…pop! back at your doorstep..)

ugh…another long pointless sentence

I also have a link to sivamani’s live performance when I was at his concert here.

alrighty..gnite…I really need to get some sleep.

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Comments
  1. Shamsher Sikander says:

    haha..rreal fun.

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