Posts Tagged ‘bed’

Another Random *ahem* Poetry

Posted: March 16, 2009 in random
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The rat under my bed

The rat under my bed

to me it said

“well, hello there ma’am

i’ve been meaning to talk to you”

 

“to talk to you about something

thats been quite upsetting”

“Oh, hello back” I said

“What’s been so distressing?”

 

“the sky” it said

“the what?” me said

“the sky” it repeated

“the sky?!” me repeated

 

“You see, the sky in the night

it shakes and it talks

it shivers and it quivers

and worst of all it snores”

 

“snores?!” 

“yes, snores…” 

“and talks?”

“yes, talks…and the funniest thing is

it sounds exactly like you”

 

so said the rat under my bed

to me it said

“well, hello there ma’am

i’ve been meaning to talk to you”

 

“to talk to you about something

thats been quite upsetting”

and then was when I knew

what exactly had been so distressing.

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and if you want an interesting short non- prose on bathrooms, flush here.